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and so what if i bought a faux fur coat because it reminded me of kate hudson in almost famous or natalie portman in closer? and forgive me for believing that it would bring me nearer to being almost famous or closer to the the idea of being natalie portman in closer. and yeah, i started smoking because i saw it in a movie once too and now all three of my eyes are leaking from the idea that i'll never be imitated by a little girl like me and so, like forgive me for that. now can i please go back into the bar to be nobody with my friends for just a few more hours mr big man doorman?
yeah it's my own ship yes from my planet but would it be cool if i kept it in your backyard for just a few weeks? i get really lonely just floating around up there and who knows... maybe you'll like to look out your window and see something different back here. yeah, it's a cool looking ship. oh, no. no, i look like everybody else. from my planet. the ship? no, it's cooler than a lot of the others. is your backyard like the others? it seems way cooler to me.
i'm telling you i love you even though it's a bad idea
hippo
faceless pic
probably named trevor
my whole world is on fire and my feet are killing me
yolanda's friends make a joke about an std she happens to have
stay professional mr purrfect
peter moved to l.a. and now he's a movie star
three people with inflated egos at a party
gut feeling
hedge fund
let's get all dressed up and go to chili's
two purple lovers leave after a secret meeting in cleveland
hold my hair, whitney
you're not my real dad
i should have loved you more
listen, kid. i'm not leaving this bush until your ma admits she was wrong about me
i could die in your arms tonight so i guess that's the plan
luigi! come quick! it's raining spaghetti.
don't u ever say i'm 2 old 2 party
say something if you want something
nosy people
wanted to get my nose done before the 7th grade picture but here we are
i'm so late for my real life
adulthood
nobody calls me sugar
waiting to be rescued
it's easter already?
i thought i was alone!
sleepy
business man gets naked so he can get down to business
the complicated things that friends say to each other
people think you're not cool. bottom line.
it is so very cold in your restaurant establishment
i am your physically and emotionally biggest fan
the waiting game
actually, technically, if you did your research, you'd find that it's really quite the opposite of what you assert and for that reason you should actually, technically, do some research really
wound tight, sprung a leak, i guess
what makeup will i wear tonight and what will my outfit be? shall i be beautiful or a challenge to all who see me?
i have no appetite on this planet
then the whole group chat had a moment of silence for the friend who deleted facebook
everybody wants to be us except us
i may be shaped like a potato but i have two middle fingers, moves like jagger, emotions like a person in debt (can't relate), and i plan on dancing until my tall person knees and sad person tear ducts give out
yeah, i can can navigate a new relationship what's up how are you will you be mine as it starts to snow above this minefield
it's weird to think that to some people i'm the devil and to others i'm a sweet little two-tongued fallen angel with a cute little tail that i've had since birth (can't remove it the doctors said, wouldn't dream of it my mommy said) when i know i'm a lot more complicated than that and falling on the comfortable binary between good and evil won't make me any drier in this shitstorm.
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